COUCH
$COPECouch ยท pump.fun trader therapy
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Buy $COPE on pump.fun
The wall. Recent patients, anonymous.
Group therapy. Sunday 20:00 UTC.
Half of the week's creator fees go to the patient who lost the most this week and holds $COPE. The other half is bought back and burned.
Lie down first. Then sign one message with the same wallet: it proves the address is yours. No transaction.
- Paste a Solana address. No wallet, no signature.
- The therapist reads the last 30 days of pump.fun, PumpSwap and Raydium trades from the chain. Realised PnL is the SOL that came back minus the SOL that went in. What you still hold counts as spent until you sell it.
- Four to six lines, then a diagnosis from a catalogue of 31 disorders, picked by rules on your numbers. The card is a 1200x675 PNG made to be posted.
- First session free. A repeat session is 0.01 SOL to the keeper, or free for a holder of 500 000 $COPE. Every SOL paid buys $COPE and burns it.
- Sunday 20:00 UTC: among patients who entered the roll, the $COPE holder with the worst realised PnL of the week gets 50% of the week's creator fees in SOL. The other 50% is bought back and burned.
- Not medical help. Not financial advice.